14 GPC

My Gnome Thief Failed the Roll to Pickpocket an NPC Cleric

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:11:32 -0500

*The thief freezes, making eye contact with the cleric as he’s caught.*

Gnome Thief: I… seeeeeeee you have never had a traditional Gnomish greeting! This is… i-it’s like a handshake for my people!

Human warrior: You’re pretty much at butt-level with him right now.

DM: You’re literally elbow-deep in his back pocket.

Gnome Thief: That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make.

*The cleric lets the thief go, but tells him what is very much the in-universe equivalent of “yall need Jesus”*

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 19:01:56 -0500

patiently waiting for fall like

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:37:46 -0500

the-spooky-spooks:

imthegirlwhowaited: imadumbassjackasspieceofshit: I want my...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:13:33 -0500

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient

roachpatrol: cooliosis:call us and we will personally fuck your...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 18:12:14 -0500

roachpatrol:

cooliosis:
call us and we will personally fuck your toilet.

but only the lady toilets cuz we’re not gay

Final Pam companion mod for fallout 4

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:08:23 -0500

elkian:

fanthings:

-A fully developed & coded companion

-Has no inventory limit

-Can only be equipped with an axe and/or fists

-Fully voiced, but the only thing she says is different lines of Griffin’s impressions: ex, when she kills she says, “I do this”

-Is automatically counted as a romance companion, but her only pillow talk line is Griffin saying “Daddy like a pretty baby”

-Will sometimes spawn tins of coffee in her inventory

where’s the link op

- All her stats are maxed out but sometimes she jumps into the stratosphere and doesn’t return for several minutes

cryoverkiltmilk: rosy-lenses: reasonsmysoniscrying: (Looking at Pokémon cards) 8yo: “Will you...

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:05:39 -0500

cryoverkiltmilk:

rosy-lenses:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

catsuggest:

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 14:00:02 -0500

catsuggest:

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:57:06 -0500

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Tue, 26 Jun 2018 13:49:56 -0500

daughterhood: Me trying to connect seretonin molecules to my neurotransmitters

Tue, 26 Jun 2018 10:52:06 -0500

daughterhood:

Me trying to connect seretonin molecules to my neurotransmitters

wodneswynn:

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 23:00:49 -0500

wodneswynn:

pyronoid-d: chefpyro: There’s a universe out there cats and human-sized and humans are cat-sized...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:58:17 -0500

pyronoid-d:

chefpyro:

There’s a universe out there cats and human-sized and humans are cat-sized and it’s probably better than this one

abirdkeeper:Pandora, you chatty little bird. Enjoy the fan and...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:28:25 -0500

abirdkeeper:

Pandora, you chatty little bird. Enjoy the fan and the perch material you tore up. I can wait to repair it so you can ignore any enrichment we make and tear it up again…

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Mon, 25 Jun 2018 22:21:45 -0500

toadschooled: artichokebean submitted to toadschooled: an...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:42:56 -0500

toadschooled:

artichokebean submitted to toadschooled:

an absolute unit (mid-michigan)

snowflakeeel: topographygo: seatrench: (source) @snowflakeeell...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 20:22:26 -0500

snowflakeeel:

topographygo:

seatrench:

(source)

@snowflakeeel
look at this excellent ribbon!

Gasp! A beautiful ribbon!!!

alexasenna: theskoomacat: catsbeaversandducks: “Sir, I can has...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:50:55 -0500

alexasenna:

theskoomacat:

catsbeaversandducks:

“Sir, I can has fish?? Thank you, kind Sir!”

Translation:

[weasel? comes up to a fisherman]

Fisherman: Friend, what do you want? [weasel sniffs at a closed bucket with fish] Hungry for some fish, aren’t you? Maybe I should give you a fishing pole? Eager beaver. Let me open it. [weasel is busy digging under the bucket. fisherman gently pokes it] Hey, there is a lid up here. Come on, pick any you want. [weasel grabs a fish and runs away] Hey, no “thank you”? Well, you’re welcome.

I’m NEVER going to get tired of watching Russians interact with wildlife

homoboyfriend: one-time-i-dreamt: I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom...

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 11:46:57 -0500

homoboyfriend:

one-time-i-dreamt:

I was in a tattoo parlor and Rihanna came in wearing bell bottom jeans, chuncky heels and no shirt. When I asked her where her shirt was, she looked me in the face and said, “Oh hun, today is a titties out kind of day.“

The anger I felt when I saw the url is… indescribable.

a-simplelimabean: so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just

Mon, 25 Jun 2018 10:07:22 -0500

a-simplelimabean:

so my friend killed a moth and he kind of just