14 GPC

yourplayersaidwhat:

*The thief freezes, making eye contact with the cleric as he’s caught.*

Gnome Thief: I… seeeeeeee you have never had a traditional Gnomish greeting! This is… i-it’s like a handshake for my people!

Human warrior: You’re pretty much at butt-level with him right now. 

DM: You’re literally elbow-deep in his back pocket. 

Gnome Thief: That’s a sacrifice I’m willing to make. 

*The cleric lets the thief go, but tells him what is very much the in-universe equivalent of “yall need Jesus”*

(via vague-humanoid)

the-spooky-spooks:

(via bogleech)

imthegirlwhowaited:

imadumbassjackasspieceofshit:

I want my husband to have this accent

alright, that’s fine, that’s pretty con-fucking-venient 

(Source: paper-mario-wiki, via chachachacheetah)

roachpatrol:

cooliosis:

call us and we will personally fuck your toilet.

but only the lady toilets cuz we’re not gay

(Source: graynard)

elkian:

fanthings:

-A fully developed & coded companion

-Has no inventory limit

-Can only be equipped with an axe and/or fists

-Fully voiced, but the only thing she says is different lines of Griffin’s impressions: ex, when she kills she says, “I do this”

-Is automatically counted as a romance companion, but her only pillow talk line is Griffin saying “Daddy like a pretty baby”

-Will sometimes spawn tins of coffee in her inventory​

where’s the link op

- All her stats are maxed out but sometimes she jumps into the stratosphere and doesn’t return for several minutes

(via kaiperion)

cryoverkiltmilk:

rosy-lenses:

reasonsmysoniscrying:

(Looking at Pokémon cards)

8yo: “Will you trade me for my Pussyduck?”

6yo: “No thank you, I’ve already got a Pussyduck.”

Me: “Guys? Um. Somebody want to spell that one out for me?”

8yo: “P-S-Y-D-U-C-K. Pussyduck.”

Me: “I see. Well, we’re gonna go ahead and call that guy ‘SIGH-duck. SIGH-duck.”

whats new pussyduck

after about six or seven whats new pussyduck drop in one it’s natu unusual

(Source: reasonsmysoniscrying, via get-thee-to-a-shrubbery)

catsuggest:

(Source: fyshrews, via get-thee-to-a-shrubbery)

(Source: positive-memes, via crabychairclub)

(Source: frenums, via lychgate)